Scene and herd in ud locker room

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2 starters injured, ud coach gives a motivational speech, a Gregorian chant, "we beat Pitt!" then, privately upchucks; "butterflies again." new suit arrives just in time from elder-beerman boys dept. 10 minutes into the game, pete gillen spotted at concession stand, 2 hot dogs with a little mustard and a blue moon. "top secret" illness discovered, x defense backs off, 'allows' roberts 5 pts. star takes seat on bench, awaits souveneir ball toss. binnie catches one but drops it. down 18 at half, coach g reads a chapter from book titled, "67 was heaven". coach begs, "remember ud pride!" most admit they had seen the web site with funny pictures. hot chocolate and cookies were enjoyed. after the game cstv switches quickly to america's funniest videos, sports edition. as they players showered off their tatoos, coach gregory fills out and signs registration form for 2008 sean miller basketball camp. with a case of the cintas goo goos, all limped out and boarded for parts north. as the blob bid them bye-bye, the little red school bus sputtered on Victory parkway and disappeared into the cold, dark night. rude-y flowers, reporting