Musketeer Madness

...2/21/08, Xavier Nation on High Alert. Arena appears to be rocking and shaking. Blue Blob percolating inside. Shockwaves of 8 or higher possible.Bracketologists summoned to Victory Parkway. Journalists and media gather at often neglected site. Bobinski reports to Commitee for help. Monster from Moe beating everything in it's path. Medical relief sought for small National Guard. Burrell leads Department of Defense. All Navy personnel to report. Flyers grounded. Eye-popping rainbows, Lavender to Brown, reported. Blue skin outbreak spreading at fever pitch Nausea, nevous disorder, and severe headaches experienced by visitors. Local professors stumped, say more study needed. More tests pending, results due in March. More than 10,000 expected on pilgramage to witness spectacle....Musketeers back home, in the house!

I trust that our friends in the Xtreme Fans club will be doing the usual combination of face-painting, T-shirt sales, pizza giveaway, and providing cheers info for the Muskie faithful in the Gallagher on game-night.