Musketeer Madness

As I continue my dominating world tour, I find that my schedule just happens to have me....in Cincinnati....next Thursday night and, damn, there just happens to be a basketball game in Cintas Center featuring the Nationally Ranked Xavier Musketeers. What a freakin' coincidence!

This is an advance notice so the women and children can be hidden, and additional Cintas Center beer kegs can be ordered.

I look forward to seeing all of my loyal associates.