A little poem for a little gnome

[Alpalpa]

Just keep pouting, little Mick.
Keep pushing out that lower lip.
No one really cares, you know.
So just pick up your check, and go.

[lionelchalmers0]

The little guy just can't win.
Xavier beats him again and again
And at the end of the journey
You'll know he'll lose first round in the tourney
And blame everyone else once again.

[X-lucidity]

Now that was pretty darn clever Lionel.!!!

[muskieman]

Looks like the English department has had a few stars. Both are good and hope that many more will follow... after all Mick is the gift that keeps on giving

[Gorilla '69]

My name is Mickey and my teeth are yellow
I hate my life 'cause I'm a little fellow
I'm jealous of X and hate my life
And Curtis Bostic stole my wife

[Murph85]

My name is Mickey and my teeth are yellow
I hate my life 'cause I'm a little fellow
I'm jealous of X and hate my life
And Curtis Bostic stole my wife

Did Bostic steal Mick’s wife? Or just borrow her a few times?

[Biggernlife]

There once was a Mick called Coach Cronin,
who was always complaining and moaning.
The Crosstown Shootout was to be held that day,
But he couldn’t get his ranked team to PLAY.
Sadly for Mick he got badly beat,
But he hated to accept his defeat .
He wanted to make some silly excuse,
Why it felt like leaving the Tas in a noose.
Not enough class to drive an Acura,
His thought was to quickly blame a Macura
As he gritted his teeth and reddened his face
He thought I never want to come back to this place.
He thought about he may go back incognito in name
For changing his name there is no serious shame .
What name change could he do quick, he wanted a good pick,
He wanted a name that would stay, The Nation has one, but they don’t call him Mick

[ChitownSteve]

The UC Coach is little elf Mick Cronin
After every ref's call, he is a moanin'
From tip-off to horn, he can only berate
Good coaching, not quite, against X 4 and 8.